The Best Ever Molten Chocolate Cake Ever – In Less Then 2 minutes (Recipe)

I’ll get straight to it – it’s Valentines day.  Some if you are going to be adventurous and attempt to make your loved one a fancy dinner at home.  Some of you are going to be spending the evening alone eating take-out and watching porn.  Whatever, chances are the thought of making anything tasty for dessert is frightening, too much work, or not worth it.  Well, have I got a recipe for you!

Molten Chocolate Cake.  From scratch.  Made with crap you probably already have in your house right now.  In under 2 minutes.  In the MICROWAVE.  That’s right, the microwave.  Sounds like a stoner’s delight, but trust me, this cake is restaurant quality, and once you make this you will never need another recipe to get a quick chocolate fix again.

Molten Chocolate Cake (makes 1 serving, only make one at a time)

3 tbsp. flour

3 tbsp. packed brown sugar

3 tbsp. coco powder (unsweetened)

3 tbsp. oil

3 tbsp. water

Pinch of salt

1 piece of chocolate (milk, bittersweet, white, whatever.)

Easy to remember - 3 tablespoons of everything

Throw all ingredients in a bowl except the piece of chocolate and mix with a spoon until smooth.

Pour into a microwave ramekin (or a coffee mug if you don’t have one).  Tap the ramekin on the table to settle the batter and smooth out the top.  Microwave on high for 1 minute 30 seconds.  DO NOT OVER-NUKE.  You’ll know it when you smell it.

1 minute 30 seconds later!

Your ramekin will be HOT so use mitts to take it out.  Break your chocolate into pieces and immediately stuff it in the center of your cake.   The heat of the cake will melt your chocolate.

Melty Chocolate

Then get all fancy schmancy and dust with some powdered sugar and garnish with some whipped cream, vanilla ice cream, or some chocolate dipped strawberries (yeah, I really just had these “laying around”).

Nom Nom

Voila!  Happy Valentines Day!

Edited:  Yeah, originally posted with some stupid spelling errors that I hope I fixed.  That’s what I get for rushing

More About Swiss Meringue Buttercream, Like My Other Post Wasn’t Long Enough I Had To Go Write Another Epic Post

If you read much of my online dribble, you’ll notice I talk about butter temperature.  A lot.  The temperature of your butter effects everything.  I swear.

Recently I got into an online debate with someone about how warm butter should be when making Swiss meringue buttercream (SMBC).  To recap, when I make my SMBC I take my butter out the night before and make sure it’s room temperature.  I also say to dump it all into your bowl at one time (if your bowl can handle it) and mix on LOW.  As was pointed out to me, my method is contrary to several very famous cake artists and pastry chefs.  Toba Garrett’s very famous recipe says ” the butter should be slightly moist on the outside but cold inside”.  Ben Ron-Israel’s recipe says “butter, softened”, which means the butter should be cold enough to pick up with your fingers, then to add it in pieces.  Both say to mix on medium high.

If you have ever made this type of buttercream you’ll notice the finished product almost always has air pockets in it.  Nobody really talks about them for the home cook, but those pesky air pockets are hard to get out of the buttercream.  It does not go onto a cake smooth and leaves pock marks that you have to fill in if you want a professional finish.  Air pockets are one of those things that get worse the more you try to mess with them, too.  There are a few ways to deal with them, you can smooth your cake as best as you can, let the buttercream firm up in the fridge/freezer then fill them in one by one, or you can take your bowl of buttercream and hold it over warm water to raise the temperature by a few degrees while stirring and it’ll get rid of them.  But you also can melt your buttercream, which sucks.

Believe me, I know how it looks and sounds when some crackpot blogger says to do something totally different from these very famous, very well respected, super awesome cake artists whom I also worship.  I did it their way for a long time, and I’ve spent my fair share of time filling in pock marks and melting buttercream over water.  I just accepted it as part of how these things are done. But one day, I was making some SMBC and had a pound of butter on the counter that had been sitting out overnight.  It was nice and soft.  On a whim, I used it.  I was adding a bit at a time using a spatula because it was too soft to pick up and had my mixer on medium high, but 1/2 way there I turned my mixer onto low (so nothing would slosh out of the bowl) and chucked the rest in because, well, I’m impatient and was in a hurry.  To my surprise, 5 minutes later I had the smoothest buttercream I had ever made.  The next time I made a batch I tested my new theory… I used soft butter that had been taken out the night before, I had my mixer on low and I threw the whole pound in.  Again I got super smooth, super silky SMBC with very few, if any, air pockets.

Some have argued that my location makes this method possible since I don’t deal with high heat in San Francisco.  This is true, but neither do you if you live in an area where it gets hot outside.  You have air conditioning.  I know you do.  If you don’t have air conditioning and it gets 100 degrees in your city, do yourself a favor and move.  Dude, that’s just unlivable, man! Why put yourself through that when I know the rest of your city has air conditioning?    Seriously though, I assume your home kitchen is in the low 70′s, which is fine for buttercream making.  If it’s warmer then that you are going to have problems making any buttercream, not just Swiss meringue.

Some have argued that my location makes this method possible because I don’t deal with high humidity.  So I started paying attention to Weather.com to see how humid it gets in San Francisco.  To my surprise, I DO in fact live in very high humidity.  San Francisco is a 7×7 square land mass surrounded on 3 sides by water and covered by a constant marine layer and fog… 90% of the year. Our humidity never dips below 60% and averages around 75% with a very low dew point (it’s 78% right now).  Which means it’s humid.  Granted, it’s not 100 degrees so most people don’t notice how humid it is, but it’s just as humid as the East Coast or Florida.  Weather.com measures humidity exactly the same all over the world so, no New York, you don’t have “special” water making it more “wet” then California.  The measure of humidity in San Francisco is the SAME measure of humidity as, say, Tampa Bay, FL (which by the way, at the time of writing this has humidity at 49%.  Just sayin).

Because there have been a few people in different parts of the world that have had a hard time making any SMBC recipe, out of curiosity I made a batch of my SMBC documenting temperatures and humidity/dew point at the time I made it.  I’d love to get to the bottom of why it works here and maybe doesn’t work there, and the only way to do that is to document the exact conditions I work in.

Outside: 59 degrees, Humidity, 84%, Dew Point 54 degrees. Yes, in July.

Tools used for this experiment:  My super cool Rubik’s Cube clock/alarm/thermometer/calendar I got from Think Geek which is shockingly accurate, and a meat/oven thermometer I got form Sur La Table.

Room Temperature: 70.8 degrees, Butter Temperature, 70 degrees. Disregard the "oven temperature" reading, as it is measuring my oven temperature.

Meringue Temperature: 83 degrees, cool to the touch.

Finished Buttercream: 75 degrees.

Notice my awesome texture?  No?  Well here’s a close up!

At 75 degrees, this buttercream is perfect for me to put on a cake or pipe onto cupcakes with very few air pockets.  So, if you are still having problems, let me know the conditions of where you are, maybe we can get to the bottom of this together!

White Cake: Part 3 (with Recipe!)

Disclaimer:  I am no absolute expert, I only play one on the internet.  These are observations and techniques I use in my kitchen that work for me, my climate, my humidity, and my area.  Your individual results may be different.   

Alert the presses.  I’m finally posting Part 3 of my very popular White Cake series.

I wrote large chunks of this months ago, but didn’t want to post without pictures.  Then a few things got in the way – mainly my big pregnant belly.  At the time, all I wanted was to finish my orders so I could get the hell out of a hot kitchen and sit down and sleep.  Despite my plans to bake until the very end, I ended up shutting down the kitchen the last 7 weeks or so of my purgatory pregnancy.  See, I had complications.  Really annoying ones like gestational diabetes making me have to poke myself bleeding a billion times a day, ankles size of tree trunks, an aching back and glass in my hips, hands that seemed to loose all coordination, the attention span and comprehension of a gnat… and a demeanor that would make the Devil cower at my fat-assed feet.  Just to name a few.  But that’s all over with now, and I’m happy to report I have a very happy, very healthy bouncing baby girl.  Literally.  We can’t stop bouncing her.  She won’t let us.  She screams really loud.  My arms are really tired.

But I digress.

10 weeks have gone by since she was born and I’m back to work, which means I have ½ of a brain to get this out in the world since I have gotten a LOT of email asking for part 3, which is way cool.  What I still haven’t done is take pictures.  I suck.  So I’m winging it.

In my 1^st post I tried to mimic a boxed cake mix by trying to use oil instead of butter or shortening.  It didn’t work, and I don’t think it can work to get the results we want.  What this did for me was solidify the argument that those box mixes have way too many chemicals in them, so I hope I shined more of a light on that.

I received approximately 164 emails (164!) asking for my white cake recipe, and I’m really sorry I didn’t share it with you at the time.  Why not post my own?  Because it’s finicky and not that I don’t trust you or think you can’t handle it, but I decided I’d rather post something that is a lot more foolproof for the home cook – because that’s what we all want.  So I tested a few recipes and found one that is easy, moist, tasty, and is a billion times better then any stupid fake box cake.  I then gave this to my sister (who is NOT a baker).  And, well, if she can make this, ANYONE can.

But I’m going to take this one step further – see, there are lots and lots of recipes out there for white cake, but very few step by step instructions on how to actually make one or why you use the ingredients you are using.  Let’s face it, if you landed here, chances are you are tired of trying recipes that fail and you don’t know why.  So, I wrote a freakishly long explanation on how to make this one, breakin this bad girl down to take it one bit at a time, all in the hopes of a 100% success rate for all my readers (fingers crossed!).  So, without further ado….

 A Better Vanilla Cake, adapted from a Betty Crocker Cookbook circa 1950, posted on Cake Central,

With final changes and adjustments made by me

Preheat your oven to 350 degrees for cupcakes, 325 degrees for a cake  (UPDATE:  Everyone’s home oven is different – use your best guess for what temperature cakes bake the best in YOUR oven – you may need to bake at a higher temperature)

Should make 1 x 2 layer 8” cake with batter to spare and OR at least 2 dozen cupcakes.  Position your oven rack in the center or slightly below center.

5 oz. egg whites OR 6 oz. egg yolks (UPDATE:  Readers have reported success using 3 WHOLE eggs.  I have not tested but it seems about right).

8.75 oz cake flour

11.5 oz. sugar

3 ½  tsp. baking powder

½ tsp. plus 1/8 tsp. baking SODA

1 tsp. salt

1/2 cup whole milk OR buttermilk

3.5 oz. shortening OR unsalted butter

8 oz. sour cream

2 tsp. (or more) extract

First, you’ll notice most of the measurements are in ounces.  Well, ya’all asked for a foolproof cake, and I firmly believe if you want a foolproof cake you need foolproof measurements.  You can’t get that by measuring in volume (or cups).  Invest in a digital food scale.  You’ll end up using it more then you think you will and they are pretty cheep now. It also helps with troubleshooting if your recipe does not work.  If you carefully weigh then you know your ratios are spot on and it must be something else that has gone awry.

Next, you’ll notice you have options with your ingredients because this recipe bends like a reed in the wind, meaning it’s a great base recipe that you can modify to suite your tastes and to change the flavor.

1. Egg whites or egg yolks:  Use at room temperature.  Technically, a “white” cake is made with all egg whites.  A “yellow” cake is made with all egg yolks.  The color difference between the two finished cakes is marginal, call it egg shell to ecru.  The main difference is texture and taste.  A true white cake has a slightly dryer, fluffier texture and has an “eggy” taste.  It also makes your extracts really pronounced – meaning if you add vanilla extract it’ll taste more like extract.  OTOH, a yellow cake has a richer texture and a flavor that marries well with other flavors.  When you add extracts to it, the extra fat in the yolks enhances your flavorings and makes them bright.  My default cake is yellow.  But what to do with the leftover parts of the egg you don’t use?  I use all my whites in my Swiss meringue buttercream.  If you have left over yolks make them into lemon curd (or make more cake!).  Freeze either in an ice cube tray then pop the cubes into a zip lock freezer bag and they keep for months.  Bottom line, there’s no need to throw any part away because they store just fine and there is always a use.  (Update:  Again, I have not tested, but 3 whole eggs seems to work if you want to use whole eggs).
2. Cake flour:  Yes, you need cake flour, NOT all-purpose flour.  They are two different types of flour made with two different types of wheat.  I have successfully converted a recipe that calls for all purpose flour to cake flour, but not the other way around.  So for success, make sure you get cake flour.  Also, I don’t use unbleached cake flour, I can’t get the texture quite right, so stick with regular white.
3. Sugar:  Regular white sugar or superfine sugar, either works.  You can also use organic sugar, but I highly recommend you pass it through a food processor to break the crystals down since organic sugar has large course crystals which sometimes don’t dissolve all the way in the cake.
4. Milk or buttermilk:  Use at room temperature.  I prefer the flavor of buttermilk.  It lends a slight tang that boosts the overall flavor of the cake.  Most people think it adds fat and makes cakes more moist, but that’s incorrect.  Buttermilk is low or no fat and has less calories then milk, but what it does have is cultures containing acid for flavor and natural emulsifiers to help your cake come together and give it a nicer texture.  The more cultured, the more flavor.  You can use buttermilk in any recipe calling for milk, but you will always want to add baking soda (if there is none in your recipe) to help counter some of the acid.  If all you have in the house is milk, go with it.  Whole milk is best, but 2% should be fine also.
5. Shortening or Butter:  Use 68 degrees or colder butter, room temperature shortening.  Well, this goes back to my 1^st post about white cake.  I use butter, but as I posted about, using butter is tricky.  I suggest your 1^st time making this to use shortening.  If it works and you love the flavor, next time make it with butter and see how it goes.  You probably won’t be able to taste the difference.
6. Sour cream:  Use at room temperature.  Any sour cream will do, just make sure you stir your container if there is a puddle of water on the top.   I have also heard that you can use plain or Greek yogurt, but I have not personally tried it.
7. Extracts – want a nice vanilla cake?  Use vanilla bean paste.  Want almond cake?  Use almond extract.  Lemon cake?  Use lemon extract with some lemon zest (do not use lemon juice).  Coconut?  Orange?  Lavender?  Hazelnut?  You get my point.  Use any extract – just be careful and add it gradually because each has a different strength.  I taste my batter at my own risk with clean spoons despite the raw eggs to make sure my flavor is spot on and have never gotten sick.  Taste at your own risk.  Keep in mind the alcohol burns off while baking taking some flavor with it so even if your batter tastes strong, it should mellow.

OK, so I know you are going to ask, why no lemon juice?  Personally, I don’t bother for several reasons.  First, lemons are an acid.  Acid causes problems with your leavening agents (baking powder/baking soda).  Different regions, where we are in the growing season, organic vs. commercial etc. produce lemons with +/- pH so you could have one cake work by putting lemon juice in it, then the next cake not rise or it’ll deflate.  But here’s the thing, pH levels aside, the flavor of lemon juice bakes out of your cake, so you have to add a lot of it just to get any flavor in the first place, which then adds too much moisture… which also kills your cake.  You get much more bang for your buck by using lemon zest.  That’s where all the oil is, and oil does not bake out.  So skip the PIMA factor, pony up for a microplane zester and get some natural lemon oil extract.  It bakes into the cake beautifully and tastes like real lemons without throwing off your pH.  Stay away from artificial lemon flavor – it tastes like Pledge.

Now, mixing instructions.  This is the reverse creaming method using just one mixing bowl – trust me, it works.

Measure out your eggs in a small bowl/cup and your milk in a separate measuring cup.  Pour a bit of milk into the eggs and lightly whisk with a fork (a bit is like, a splash.  You only want to use a little bit to help break the eggs up so they will mix into your batter quicker when you add it later).  Measure all your dry ingredients (flour, sugar, baking soda, baking powder, salt) into a mixing bowl and combine with a wire whisk. No need to sift unless your flour is lumpy (humid areas). Pour in your milk/buttermilk, sour cream and shortening/butter.  The only ingredients NOT in your main mixing bowl is your eggs and extracts.  Beat with the paddle attachment on medium high for 80 seconds. This builds the structure of your cake.  It’s a-ok if you only have a hand mixer, some have paddles, some don’t.  Use it if you have it.  Your batter should be somewhat light in color, a little thick and should start to slap the sides of the bowl with no chunks of butter remaining.  Overmixing is hard to do because you are using cake flour and there are no eggs in your batter yet, but undermixing can be a problem and could cause your cake to fall so mix every bit of 80 seconds.  When in doubt, go another 30.  Scrape the sides of the bowl.  Pour your eggs in 2 batches, mixing about 30 seconds or less between each addition or until combined.  Scrape your bowl.  Mix another 10 seconds or so.  You should have a decently thick batter.  Now you can add your flavorings.  I add mine then stir with a silicone spatula.

Scoop into lined cupcake tins or into your prepared cake pans.  Bake 20 minutes for cupcakes, 40 minutes for a cake or until done.  Until done, you say?  What the heck does that mean?  Well, don’t overbake it.

Yeah, a cliffie.  Sorry.  But that’s a whole post all on its own, because its not just one thing, its several things to get a perfectly baked, even, moist cake.  I promise, in my next post I’ll tell you how I do it.

Variations:

Strawberry or raspberry cake – replace all the milk/buttermilk and ½ of the sour cream with pureed berries.

Pumpkin:  replace all the sour cream with canned pumpkin.  Add 1 tsp. cinnamon, nutmeg and allspice to taste.

Coconut:  replace the milk/buttermilk and all the sour cream with coconut milk.  Add a handful of unsweetened shaved coconut.

Peanut butter:  replace ½ of the sour cream with peanut butter.

Marble:  Scoop out 1 cup of prepared vanilla batter and pour the remaining into your pans.  Add 2 tsp. cocoa powder to the reserved vanilla batter then swirl it on top.

UPDATE 3/6/13… Banana:  Sub out sour cream for mashed bananas.  Please disregard any comment below with different instructions.

Original posted recipe on Cake Central can be found here, but has problems and makes a ton of batter.

So let me hear it!  How did it go?  Have more questions?  Variation requests?  Leave a comment!

Tutorial – Swiss Meringue Buttercream

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I know, I know, I have part 3 of my white cake tips to post.  It’s written, I just want some great pics to post with it, and have had no time to take them.  So in the meantime, I was asked to write this post.

I use Swiss meringue buttercream exclusively on my cakes unless a customer requests otherwise.  Some of you may ask, what is it?  Well, Swiss Meringue buttercream is simply… awesome.  But let me explain, it’s NOT the super sugary-sweet frosting you’ve probably been eating most of your life.  That’s called American Buttercream.  It’s what most bakeries, supermarkets and most cupcake stores that I’ve been to  (unless they advertise differently) ice their cakes with.  American Buttercream is generally made out of shortening and powdered sugar, so don’t ask me how they get away with calling it “butter”cream, since most of the time it contains no butter whatsoever.  Sometimes they will use 1/2 shortening and 1/2 butter, but especially the larger chain bakeries use what’s called high-ratio shortening (which can contain trans-fats, despite the recent California ban).  Some bakeries don’t even use real cream cheese in their cream cheese icing, they use cream cheese flavor.  American Buttercream does have several benefits, it is easy to handle because the outside dries to a “crust”.  It has a much higher melting point because of the shortening so it can withstand being in warmer climates.  It can hold all kinds of shapes like sharp petals on a piped rose and can be super white because Crisco is white and so is powdered sugar.  Powdered sugar also dyes really well so it can be made into all kinds of colors using cheap food coloring and can be airbrushed on because of the crust.  It has a year-long shelf life (if not made with any butter) so cakes can be made days in advance and sit on the bakery shelves waiting for you to buy it.  But most of all, it’s cheap and super easy for the bakery to make, making it really easy on the decorator.  But lets be honest, it’s super sweet, gritty from the powdered sugar, and leaves that weird film in your mouth (from the shortening).  I mean, I like it on occasion since I was raised on it too, but ever since I tasted European buttercreams I’ve never looked back.

On the flip side, the Europeans have their own distinct meringue buttercreams that they have been making since the 1600′s, and it does not involve powdered sugar or Crisco.  There are 3 basic types, Italian, French and Swiss.  All three involve melting sugar adding it to eggs, whipping it into a meringue, then adding butter once the meringue is cooled.  The result is a light and smooth and it’s not super sweet.  It’s never gritty and it never dries out crusty.  Top bakers and professionals use this gourmet buttercream exclusively, like Ron Ben-Israel, who is the IT decorator in NYC.

It does have some downsides: it has a very distinct finish to it when smoothed onto a cake, it will never be super white because I use organic sugar and real butter, and it has a lower melting point so if it’s warm out (75d+) it can melt.  It takes patience and technique to make and it is also is meant to be eaten fresh.  It does not have the year-long shelf life that American Buttercream can have.  Personally, I don’t call that a “bad” thing.  In fact, I think food that never spoils is not food I want to eat!

Today I want to share with the world my unique recipe and detailed way explaining how I make it, because again, if you are so inclined to make this yourself, then you deserve down-to-earth instructions on how you can do it!  But if not, you have my number ;D.

Jennifer Bratko‘s Swiss Meringue Buttercream

6.25 oz egg whites (by weight, not liquid volume.  Could be 5 eggs, could be 7, for best results always weigh if you can).
7 oz sugar (or 1 cup)
pinch of salt
1 lb of unsalted fine quality butter, 72 degrees or warmer

In a medium saucepan, put about an inch of water and bring to a boil.  In the mixing bowl of your Kitchen Aid, put your egg whites, sugar and salt and lightly whisk.  Then put your mixing bowl over your pot of boiling water.  Like so:

You need to keep the eggs moving with your whisk to prevent scrambling them, but you want to get the temperature of the eggs up to 160 degrees.  “But Wait!”, you say, “I don’t have a candy thermometer! How do I know the temperature?”"  Well, the sugar will dissolve at 140 degrees, and your eggs will start to really steam and get foamy by 160.  As long as you are in this range you are fine!  It generally takes me about 3 minutes for one batch to get to temperature.

Remove your bowl from the pot of boiling water and pop it onto your Kitchen Aid stand mixer with the whisk attachment.  Beat on high until stiff peaks form and the bowl is cool to the touch. This may take 10 minutes or more. “Uh, Jen, I only have a hand mixer, can I still make this?”  Why, yes you can!  It just might take a little longer and you have to stand there.  A stand mixer allows me to channel my inner Ronco and “Set it, and FORGET IT!”

This is important – you have to get STIFF PEAKS with your meringue.  Sometimes I’ll even let my meringue (gasp!) deflate a bit. It IS possible to have a cool bowl and only medium peaks… If you can’t scoop your meringue to one side of the bowl and have it stay put, then it’s not stiff enough.  So channel your inner Dore and “Just keep mixing, just keep mixing…”

OK, stiff peaks reached… now swap out to a paddle attachment and add your room temperature butter. Yeah, dump the whole pound in there, I won’t mind, and neither will your meringue.   Mix on LOW. Yes, LOW. Not medium low, not #2, but the lowest setting your mixer has. “But wait!”, you say, “I’ve been mixing for 3 whole minutes and it looks weird!”   Yes my friend, it’s gonna look curdled and soupy.  That is exactly what it’s supposed to look like!

Science, baby.  Science is happening.  This step can take up to 15 minutes because you are creating an emulsion with eggs + sugar (which you did over the stove), then sugar/eggs + butter.  But butter is generally 80% fat, 20% water, so the fat from your butter is going to emulsify FIRST with your sugar/eggs, leaving the water content to bond last. You can’t rush it, you just need to let those molecules bond and do their thing. DON’T crank your mixer up on high because you are impatient! It will eventually come together, but it’ll be mad at you.  You broke it (the meringue) so it’ll give you the finger.  When you allow science to do it’s thing, you should get about 5 cups of fluffy, silky, sexy buttercream.  BUT, if you rush it, it’ll taste like sweetened gobs of butter, will be really yellow and opaque looking, and give you a full cup less in volume.

TIP! If you can pick your pieces of butter up with your fingers and it’s still firm-ish, your butter is too cold and will take much longer to emulsify. So for perfect results make sure that butter was pulled out the night before and is nice and soft.

“But wait!”, you say, “I forgot to pull it out the night before!” Try grating your cold butter with a cheese grater to maximize surface area to warm it up. Then let it sit to warm up for as long as possible before use.

Once you have light, fluffy smooth finished buttercream, you can add a whole variety of flavorings, spirits, purees, and chocolate to it.

So there you have it!  I hope this makes it as clear as possible to get best results, please post your successes, failures, and feed back below.

Questions?  Please post or email jennifer @ fromscratchsf.com (remove spaces)!